Endured a bit of that Radio 1 big weekend malarkey on Saturday for reasons that can’t be justified. Following a tut-fest over the unbelievable fact that these fools still haven’t got wise to the magnificent recent music of Foilface, we couldn’t seem to get past the notion that Florence Welch was reportedly ejected from the womb only 23 years ago.
There’s no disputing that she swings a fat bag of vocal prowess down the high street of pop, but 23? She could easily pass for Patsy Palmer’s mum, and often dresses like Helen Mirren’s gran.
She’s upfront about her booze love, but there’s only around 135,000 drinking hours in 23 years so the grog can’t account for that much wear and tear alone can it? She does say on her website, “I want my music to sound like throwing yourself out of a tree, or off a tall building,” so perhaps this explains things somewhat.
YOU FUCKING DICKS HOW DARE YOU SAY SHIT LIKE THAT ABOUT FLORENCE SHES BEAUITFUL YOUR TALKING SHIT JUST CAUSE YOUR PROBABLY SOME UGLY FUCK HIDING BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN
Thanks for taking the time to comment, Jessica. We really enjoyed your caps-lock tirade, but you shouldn’t get yourself so excited about these things as it’s not good for your health – you’ll end up looking like Florence in no time. Not to worry anyway, by the time you’ve grasped the concept of grammar, punctuation and the correct use of the contraction “you’re”, then you’ll probably have grown out of your strange compulsion to defend booze-addled kiddy pop role models.
Hahaha I love the response to jessicas post…Florence does look older wayyyy older I thought she was 35 at least
This is a bit rude though, personally i agree with Jessica. Florence is beautiful, and she doesn’t dress like someone’s gran, its called vintage. Florence is actually quite stylish. These comments make me wonder what you frolic around in, my guess is old dirty sweat pants as you don’t actually have anywhere to venture out of your mothers house to. Florence is amazing in every way possible. She’s talented, amazing legs, amazing voice, amazing style and amazing personality. Leave her alone, she does not look old!
she looks like she’s 45 and she is quite ugly… and jessica your just a bitch because you think everyone against what you think is just an ugly fag. your wrong. i would like to think of my self as good looking… and florence is a terrible artist and she is extremely ugly
I actually feel that Florence does look kinda old. The first time I saw her during the MTV VMAs, i thought she was like some really olden singer. But after hearing her song, the dog days are over, I knew that she was a really talented individual. Sometimes, she looks old but other times, she doesn’t. She will definitely go far in her career. I fully support her!!
I agree, she looks like she is in her 40′s atleast! I saw her on the MTV VMAS the very first time and I thought she was talented, But very old looking! I am very suprised she is 24 now! Wow! She looks very very aged! She can sing and is a good performer, But What is she going to look like when she is in her 40s, Like shes in her 60′s? Scary! I like her music, Just don’t understand why a girl in her early 20′s looks really old!
Lol jealousy is an ugly colour…
lol, alice. agreed. i think its just her cheekbones that make her look older, but she def. doesnt look 40. i thought she was older than she is but i thought it was like 30
Hey everyone I agree with most of the people who commented. Florence does look a little aged but you people ran out about calling her ugly and untalented that was not necessary. Jessica I think you’re her biggest fan but you didn’t have run out like that it wasn’t that serious..
I had just found out her age and I was definitely surprised. I thought she was at least in her late 20s or early 30s. I honestly think it has more to do with her hair than anything else. If she’d make it shorter and less drooped all around her face, she’d look younger. Her facial features are unconventional in regard to what normally passes for beauty, but I don’t think she is ugly. Also, her legs are bangin’. So, I guess…she’s attractive to me. I’m a 37 year old dude though, so I don’t know how I would have felt about her at age 23. I was pickier back then. : )
Yes she can sing but looks bloody haggered!!!! Like I can’t believe!!.. so Jessica calm down luv! Jesus
Isn’t she friends with Betty White
Has anyone noticed that most of brand new musicians release their first album when they’re about 23? Not all of them, of course and not all 23 years old musicians lie their age. If she is older than 23 so probably the record company made her 23 for the sake of her career longevity. But she is really talented and her beauty matches with her music, who cares for her age?!
EWW FLORENCE AND TEH MACHINE IS SO FUCKING UGLY SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES 45 EWW I NEARLY SPEW LOOKING AT HER UGLY WHITE FACE AND GINGER GROSS HAIR FUCK HER THAT UGLY PEICE OF SHIT!!!