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It’s Official – Foilface Makes Listeners Feast on Squirty Cheese

Look at that little Primula mouse shoving his thumbs up at some chunky Foilface loving bugger. It’s almost winking at him as he wraps his cheddary ears around a little bit of ‘Break In to Break Out’ – the closing track on Foilface‘s soon-to-be-released first-EP, ‘Jean-Claude Naive’ (but more about that at a slightly later date).

The cheese lover in question, when asked about this post-cheese-sex-esque photo, slathered, “See how coy the tube of cheese is? Notice how embarrassed it looks, all naked in the sunshine of the front seat of my motor, we didn’t even have the decency to drive away from Tesco, we just got straight down to it in the car park while women, workmen and children idly walked by. It gave me the horn”.

It’s official – listening to Foilface makes you horny for cheese. Get your hands on some of their Hot new music for dairy pervs now. Listen and understand!

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