By Bro. Jo Stern, on May 14th, 2009
Whilst still in a mildly foetal form (until the soon to be released new EP busts forth that is), Foilface have already garnered their first ‘mentally unhinged fan’.
Known only as ‘Mystomunch’, the charming chappy emailed this lovely photo over to us with a simple message – “Dear Foilface, Eat the young, Lots of love Mystomunch x”.
I’m not totally sure what he’s trying to get at – is he saying Foilface are old? Is he advocating kiddy murder as a form of musical advancement? Or is he just a messy eater with a penchant for lamb and veal?
Whatever his message, it’s good to have him onboard. Let’s just hope he doesn’t do any of that Mark Chapman type nonsense. The Foilface agenda is simple – make top tunes to excite people’s ears. Nutters are just a bonus…
By Bro. Jo Stern, on May 8th, 2009
Sore throat? Excessive coughing? Shortness of breath? Headache? Chills? Loss of appetite? Feverish?
If you’re suffering from all of the above the chances are you need a bit of Foilface in your life. Bookmark this page and get ready for news on how you can get hold of the ‘soon to be released’ six track EP, Jean-Claude Naive for FREE.
If you’re on the hunt for new music that’s got a bit more snot than the usual dry-nosed bollocks you’re tired of listening to, have a pre-release listen to the new stuff here and enjoy. The revolution is almost upon us.
By Bro. Jo Stern, on May 6th, 2009
Has anyone ever really fully defined the term, ‘slacker rock’? For me it involves a loose, laid-back approach to alternative music mixed with what used to be called a ‘college rock’ sound. The proponents of this sound were bands like Pavement, Modest Mouse, Grandaddy, Built to Spill, Swearing at Motorists and Guided by Voices, who emerged in the early 1990′s. These bands took genres like shoegaze, garage rock and psychedelia, mixed them all together and spat out their findings. Sonically this loose collection of bands tended to be born out of a lo-fi approach to music (who needs expensive instruments and slick production sounds?) but ended up being more about a wonky approach to classic rock, mixed with lashings of tongue in cheek humour and surrealism – the classic albums of that genre and era being Pavement’s ‘Slanted & Enchanted’, ‘Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain’ and ‘Wowee Zowee’, Modest Mouse’s ‘The Lonesome Crowded West’ and Grandaddy’s ‘Under the Western Freeway’. If Pub-Rock was meat and two veg, Slacker-Rock was bacon and egg ice cream.
So, what’s Post-Slacker-Rock and who are it’s main proponents? Well, for me, Post-Slacker-Rock is a new extension of the old Slacker-Rock approach and aesthetic. If anything it blends in an even greater number of genre’s and styles than Slacker Rock and benefits from a new age of cheaper, better quality production equipment and from the diversity of music now available to the modern listener (due to the rise of the download).
I think Foilface are Post-Slacker-Rock – direct but surreal, poetic but immediate and sonically varied. Other bands that fall under the very loose bracket of Post-Slacker-Rock include Cymbals Eat Guitars, who hail from Staten Island, New York and offer a proggish take on slacker-rock, with brooding soundscapes, odd dreamlike lyrics and the classic quiet to loud take on alternatve music that builds and builds before taking off. Suckers (also from New York but this time, Brooklyn) belt out a late-Pavement meets I’m From Barcelona kind of sound, mixing lots of expansive sonics, including horns, lazy choral vocals and shout-a-long choruses as well as drone-ish and shoegazey moments.
It’s not all New York based though. There are also a couple of Australian bands who fall under PSR genre moniker. Quarter Acre and Sounds Like Sunset both hail from Sydney and where Quarter Acre opt for a better produced take on early Pavement, Sounds Like Sunset pull in influences like the Jesus & Mary Chain and Ride to summon up a shoegazey take on proceedings.
There’s also Hockey, a Canadian band whose, ‘Too Fake’ single got a fair bit of airplay on both sides of the Atlantic. Where the other groups have a very authentic and at times soup-thick take on the genre, Hockey head at things from a slightly glam-rock inspired angle and have a bit of a stadium sheen to their sound. Not quite as experiental but very accessible nonetheless.
Recent music seems to be cleaning up it’s act and climbing high as the world economy flounders. Maybe hard times yield great music or maybe it’s just a coincidence. Either way post-slacker rock rules. Try some.
By Bro. Jo Stern, on April 28th, 2009
Late last week scientists proved (without doubt) that the best food to eat whilst listening to the recent music howlings of Foilface, was the good old ‘Kebab’. I personally like a nice simple chicken tikka effort on naan bread with plenty of salad and sauce. They’re satisfying, spicy, stodgy and honest. Bit like Foilface.
By Bro. Jo Stern, on April 27th, 2009
I would print the lyrics to this one – but as they’re basically just, “Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Pussyfoot!”, all I’d be doing is counting ‘heys’ and wasting my time.
If you liked the initial mix of, ‘Pussyfoot’ then you’ll be pleased to know that our first EP, “Jean-Claude Naive” is mixed and nearly ready to unleash. If you want to get your hands on a copy as soon as it’s released send then contact us. Hopefully you’ll agree that an email address is a more than acceptable swap for a free six track EP (in mp3 format). This is nothing other than it seems – we only want your email address so that we can tell you stuff, like when the next EP is out, for example. We promise not to share your email with anyone else or pepper you with emails.
For all you hardcopy lovers out there, you’ll also be pleased to know that we’ll also be releasing a limited run of the EP on CD. We haven’t got a release date for our recent music slacker rock attacks as yet – but it’s going to be VERY soon.
By Bro. Jo Stern, on April 25th, 2009
By Bro. Jo Stern, on April 24th, 2009
Sweet Lord, am I really here, Or is someone just pulling my heartstrings? Cause they’ve snapped And I’m back on the track That keeps leading to cracks In the pavement, Your little words are breaking me.
The end, I have seen my friend And it lends its face well to vengeance, You spend all my patience quick But the trick is to swear that you need me, Greedy, bleed me dry, I sigh, you lead, Oh your little words are breaking me.
Break in, break in, so I can break out, break out (x4)
(Wig-Out)
Break in, break in, so I can break out, break out (x4)
So here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, Here comes reality, I’m off the track, I’m on my back, sharp as a tack, I take it back, Here comes monotony,
Where you gonna go when you feel the rain? Whose gonna listen when you start to complain? What you gonna do when they drive you insane? Why are you poking your life down the drain? Talk back!!!
Stay tuned for more lyrics from the recent music vaults of Manchester’s newest slacker rock afficionados, Foilface….
By Bro. Jo Stern, on April 18th, 2009
Look at that little Primula mouse shoving his thumbs up at some chunky Foilface loving bugger. It’s almost winking at him as he wraps his cheddary ears around a little bit of ‘Break In to Break Out’ – the closing track on Foilface‘s soon-to-be-released first-EP, ‘Jean-Claude Naive’ (but more about that at a slightly later date).
The cheese lover in question, when asked about this post-cheese-sex-esque photo, slathered, “See how coy the tube of cheese is? Notice how embarrassed it looks, all naked in the sunshine of the front seat of my motor, we didn’t even have the decency to drive away from Tesco, we just got straight down to it in the car park while women, workmen and children idly walked by. It gave me the horn”.
It’s official – listening to Foilface makes you horny for cheese. Get your hands on some of their Hot new music for dairy pervs now. Listen and understand!
By Bro. Jo Stern, on April 18th, 2009
I love stupid world records – and it doesn’t get much more stupid than the record for the amount of snails you can put on your face (25 – go on count ‘em).
Far be it for me to mock (especially not on this occassion) – I’m far too accepting of such things. I’ve also got no world records (although I may possibly have a bit of athletes foot on the big toe of my right foot and a half eaten sandwiche in the kitchen).
The great news concerning the world recording breaking snails on a face photo on your right is that the young nine year old in question (Tiana Wilson) is a massive fan of Foilface and once listened to ‘Pussyfoot’ in it’s entirety (that’s 2 mins and 31 seconds) on Last FM whilst balancing a non-record breaking 17 snails on her face. She loves us and so do the snails.
Speaking to some reporter at some point she reckoned that snails really liked ramshackled slacker rock music played by men that smell of beer and crisps. It supposedly makes them stickier (no giggling all you SITC fans!).
So, ‘nine year old record breakers’ and ‘snails’ love Foilface. If that’s not the headline on a soon to be released Foilface Press Release, then I’m a cock.
By Bro. Jo Stern, on April 16th, 2009
I left my whistle by the canapés, This age I’ve found myself in Is made out of concrete boulevards, I find my way out punching bodyguards,
Did I tell you about the time? Did I tell you about the time? Did I tell you about the time I had worms?
This is a really bad second date, I’ve poured my guts out and I’m crying hard, If there were rules I reckon they’d all be corpses in a lonely pit, Counting buttons and they’re cluttered by confusing shit.
I break myself into pieces And I hand myself out to lonely lepers, Claire is a very good, a very good swimmer, She’s hyperactive and she’s insecure,
If you tell here she’s the only one She probably bake some cakes And suck you till you’re dry.
She’s an only child and her parents are separated I’ll bet she’ll be elated if you break her down – She is a cake with squirty cream.
Keep your eyes on these pages for more Foilface lyrics and recent music news and nonsense…
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