Other Genres appear to have a vast and distant future that you just know will be around for a long time, decades of untold pleasures, millions of cubic litres of golden musical sap just waiting to be tapped and drained, drained into my earholes like a, like a drain draining into my erm, earholes. (See why I don’t blog very often?)

Anyway, Alternative Rock, that’s what I’m supposed to be talking about. It’s a vast and evergreen pool of golden, erm, pool water music?

Heat Vs Light are an Alternative Rock combo from the mythical town of Burnley, past the village of Bree and somewhere near Mordor. They just farted out two delicious new recordings on their myspace page, ‘The Marathon’ and ‘The Air Tastes of Strange Things’ – both of them make me want to cry all the water out of my body in thanks and praise of their golden, pooly, sap-filled earball-tapping majesty.

Visit them soon at the Heat Vs Light myspace page

And remember where you heard this spine-bending, fart-inducing news first, recent music is food kids, gorge your flaccid hairless bodies on the feast before you, remember, calories are good for you, especially musical ones. Burp.